Ye Hath me kya he?

Army Traning k dauran, OFFICER ne SANTA se pucha:
‘Ye Hath me kya he?’
SANTA:”Sir, Banduk he”
OFFICER :”Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat he, Shaan he. Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA!”
Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi BANTA se pucha:”Ye Hath me kya he?”
BANTA:”Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai aur saadi MASSI Hai MASSI !”:-)