Why some of your hair are white?

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white.

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white.

Moral :- Don’t be over smart.

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Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth.

Child: Now I understand why ladies have long hair.

Moral:- Remains the same, don’t be over smart