A little boy got on a bus and sat near a man reading a book. And noticed that the mans collar was backwards ! He asks the man why he had worn it backwards to which the man replied” I am a Father” . The boy replied my dad does not wear it like that ! The priest looked up from his book and said. “I am the Father of many “. The little boy said my dad has 4 boys and 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he does not wear his collar like that !! The priest getting impatient said ” I am the Father of hundreds ” and went back to reading his book. The boy sat quietly thinking a while, then suddenly he leaned over and told the man. ” You should use condoms and maybe wear your pants backwards instead of your collar !!