When I open my mail inbox

When I open my mail inbox, I find:

10 banks are giving me easy loans.

I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying.

3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

Approx.200 mails from Priya, Payal, & Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

Zindagi main aur kya chahiye…?