Height of prank call
Hello pooja hai…?
Nahi…
To karvalo… Jai Mata Di !!!!
Height of irritating someone:”
Boy:” pen hai ??
Girl:” nahi..
Thodi der baad..
Boy:” pen hai ??
Girl:” nahi bola na..
Boy:” pen hai pen ??
Girl:” nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi
Kuch der baad…
Boy:” hathoda hai kya..???
Girl:” nahi..
Boy:” accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???..
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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person’s really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..
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✔Ek aur…
Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can’t marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
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✔Ek aur…
Dr:Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I’m not feeling well !
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✔ Baslast..
Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
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Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas …sab badhiy Mata raani ki kripa….
Aap sunao…??