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Wife Taaro Ko
  Dekh Kar Boli:
   ‘Wo Konsi
      Cheez Hai,
        Jo Tum
          Roj Dekh
            Sakte Ho,
              Par Laa
                Nahi Sakte..??

                  Husband::
                    Padosan.!!!

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka Maru

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Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya
tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya!!!……
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Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He,
Shadi Kab Karni He ?
Ladki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo books faad dega…..
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Wife : “Naari” Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.

Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband :  ‘Sahan Shakti’ 
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Ladkiwale – Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho….
Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le……
Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati  Hospital ke  ICU  mein  hee milega….
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Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ?
Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon..
milega kya ??
Dukandar : haan.. per yahi Khaaoge  ya  Pack Kar doon ??
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