Newly married husband saved wife’s number on mobile as
” MY LIFE ”
Aftr 1yr: ” MY WIFE ”
5yrs: ” HOME ”
10Yrs: ” wrong number ”
25Yrs: ” Indian Mujahidin ”
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ???
The mouse sad “Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage”
Forward the msg to married guys to get some smile on their face
Jyaada padhi likhi biwi hone ka dukh –
Husband calls his wife in the evening n asks: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife: Fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas and tender golden lentils that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels. Served with dollops of fragrant clarified butter
Husband: WOW…wt a SOUNDS….YUMMY?? WHAT IS IT CALLED?
Wife : Khichdi!
🙎Biwi aur Baarish
Dono ki raashi ek hai ..
Kaun kab baras jaaye
Koi barosa nahi…