I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..
So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..
Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect
our new generation
to give respect!
Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her “hi, what r u doing?”
His honest reply,
India is running on trial and error……..
Error was congress and now trial will be BJP
Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days. 🙊
SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement…!
Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini –
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain… __________________________________
Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to “Ram-Sita” ki jodi hai.
Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai…!
Parlok mein rajiv gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gai,
indira gandhi ne puchha: kya hua?
Rajiv: sonia se shadi maine ki par bhugat manmohan singh raha hai.!