Whatsapp jokes collection

I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..
So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..
Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .

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Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect

and
our new generation

.
.
removes
head phones
to give respect!
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Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received a call from her “hi, what r u doing?”

His honest reply,

“MISSING u!” 
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India is running on trial and error……..

Error was congress and now trial will be BJP 
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days. 🙊
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SINDHI  bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement…!
   
Helper required..

Qualification:-  Must have diabetes! 
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ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini –
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,
Aur.
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL  Jaate Hain…                                       __________________________________
Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to “Ram-Sita” ki jodi hai.

Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai…!
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Parlok mein rajiv gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gai,
indira gandhi ne puchha: kya hua?
Rajiv: sonia se shadi maine ki par bhugat manmohan singh raha hai.!