What I Learnt from Corporate Life

In the past few years:

1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine

2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:-
* Yes sir
* Ok sir.
* I’ll Just Do That sir

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: –
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work

6. I learnt to: –
* Face Monday
* Fight For 5 Days
* Wait For Friday

7. I learnt to give reasons to family friends and relatives for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails

8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
* Birthday
* New Year
* Festivals

9. In last one year, People say:-
* You Learnt…
* You Earned…
* You Enjoyed…

10. But when I compare me with my self…
* I just Sustained…
* I just Tolerated…
* I just Survived… for bucks

11. I have survived:-
* For convenience of my Family…
* To avoid blame of Society…
* To get tag of Employment…

12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.
* I learnt to Rejoice…
* To be Happy…
* To Smile..

I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet..
Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning..!!