Yamraaj: Bacha Tu ne paap aur
punya dono kiya hai.
Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein
Narak milega!
Aadmi: Woh kaise?
Yamraaj: Roj raat, do glass
daaru, aur ek apsara milenge!
Aadmi: Ye to Swarg hi
Swarg hain!
.
.
Yamraaj: Glass mein “hole”
hoga,
aur apsara mein nahin!