TRUE and Unmistakable characteristics of a true Gujarati

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TRUE and Unmistakable characteristics of a true Gujarati:

01. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is ‘Kaka’.

02. gujju never go to Office, they go to Hoffis!

03. The first rule of money – never use your own!

04. “Su nava juni” is version of ‘wassup’?

05. Be it 7am in the morning or past midnite, gathiyas are always welcome.

06. they keep an “ELARAM” to wake up in the morning.

07. No party is over without a round of GARBA.

08. the call all types of noodles “Meggi”!

09. When someone asks about a person, Gujju say GENTLEMAN MANAS Chhey.

10. they have a PhD in bargaining, by birth.

11. they can speak any language of the world, in Gujarati!

12. gujju don’t have feelings, they have FILLINGS!

13. Jai Shri Krishna = Hello and Good Bye.

14. All their conversations begin with kem chhe, maja ma ne, and end with: “koi saaru investment batavo ne…”

15. Gujju shout our guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear them better that way.

16. Swimming is not for them- they call it ‘chhab-chhabia’.

17. For them Electricity never goes – only, Light does!

18. gujju don’t call people, they COAL them.

19. Sensex interests .more than anything

20. Chhas is their Beer!

21. they are everywhere, all over the globe – deal with it…

22. Gujju go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES for refreshments.

23. Mount Abu is Switzerland.

24. If a Gujju starts Koffee with Karan, he would name it “Chhas with Chhagan”.

25. A true Gujju looks forward to eat Thai, Mexican, Italian, Chinese and Undhiyu at the cousin’s wedding…

26. At least 50% of the contacts in the phone book end with the word BHAI.

27. Being Punjabi means more chapati, less rice; being Mallu means less chapati, more rice. Being Gujju – just eat more yaar, ‘shu farak pade chhe?’.

28. Gujjus believe Narendra Modi is the solution for everything – from Fashion style to Nation’s progress.

29. Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home – Apduj chhe…

30. they will spend 1000 rupees for a 10 rupee free gift, free ma malle, etle maja aavi jai…

31. they eat home made theplas with chhundo and athanu on business class flight.

32. gujju can do Garba on any song in the world.

33. Falguni Pathak is Britney Spears for them.

34. After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, gujju make sure they ask for extra puri and then a discount.

35. Order soup 1 by 2, U get more quantity – be smart!

36. If it is beeg (big), edible and free, go on dude, eat it…

37. Mumbai+Gujarat+London+Amerika = whole world. Nothing else exists for them.

38. Everyone is invited to a Gujju home for lunch, and fed like u have come from the groom’s side.

39. If all of a sudden U hear a dhoom machale ringtone or a loud scream or a loud chit chat amongst a group, immediately assume that you are amidst Gujjus.

40. Hindi humko ‘jara bi nahi faata hai’.

41. Age 15 or 50, your parents will always refer to u as their ‘baby’ or ‘babo’.

42. CAdBURY is the generic name for chocolate!

43. gujju take the constitution very seriously, everyone is called Bhai and Ben.

44. If U do not go for Navratri, U didn’t exist.

45. all own Reliance collectively…

46. Dandiya is their Prom.

47. U pack according to a 5N/6D holiday when going for a one day picnic.

48. Time spent at a party – Dancing(10min)
Chitchat(10min) Dinner (100min)

49.. Gujju get Tired after walk of 15 mins and play dandia for 5 hours

50… Will forward dis..

Dedicated to all gujjus