Tips for 31st NYE party

Tips for 31st NYE party…!!

1) Start drinking at 10.30pm so by 12 u’ll still be in ur senses.

2) Hold your drink for minimum 20mins.

3) Don’t eat anythg oily which leaves a puky feeling.

4) Eat limited bitings.

5) Have sex before going to the party. This would keep your sexual desires little lower when u see hot guys and girls.

6) Having sex b4 party is also imp bcoz after party even spiderman, superman and krish are not able to satisfy their partners and even charlies angels fail to satisfy their partners.

7) Treat everybody with respect atleast till 3-4 drinks.

8) Avoid international languages and speak in local languages after drinking bcoz, even if u r drunk u r still in india.

9) Most importantly don’t drink and drive as police will act like NYPD.

10) If u find anythg fishy don’t eat it, in morning u would come to know that u were vegeterian till 2013 :p 😉 >=)