The True Profession of a Prostitute

An Australian Prostitute’s Tax Return…   A young woman walks into a  Kalgoorlie accountant’s office and tells him  that she needs to file her tax Returns.  

The  accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” 

 He gets her name, address etc.  And then asks,”What’s your occupation?”  

“I’m a prostitute,” she says.  

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “Let’s try to re phrase that.”

 The  woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.   “No,  that still won’t work. Try again.”

 They both think for a minute; then the woman says,  “I’m an elite poultry farmer.” 

The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”

“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.” 

 “Poultry Farmer it is.”