The Professor of Anatomy

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy
who liked to tell “naughty” stories
during class, a group of female
students decided that the next time he
started to tell one, they would all rise
and leave the room in protest. The
professor, however, found out about
their scheme just before class the
following day, so he bide his time.
Then, halfway through the lecture, he
began. “They say there is quite a
shortage of prostitutes in France.” The
girls looked at one another, arose and
started for the door. “Young ladies,”
said the professor with a broad smile,
“the next plane doesn’t leave till
tomorrow afternoon.”