The Priests Cock

A Priest kept chickens at his village. One evening the cock went missing. At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, – “Who has a cock?”… All the men got up. “No, I meant who has seen a cock?”… All the women got up. “No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn’t their’s?”… Half the women got up. “Oh, for Heaven’s sake, just tell me…Who has seen my cock?”… All the nuns got up…and the priest fainted…!