THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small.
The husband comes up with a suggestion.

“If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day.”

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

‘How long will this take?’ she asks.

They will grow larger over a period of years,’ the husband replies.

She stops, “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?’

Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your ass, didn’t it?”

(He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a  straw).