The female brain works on a different tangent than male

Husband:
Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life..
In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying..
I told her.. Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.
If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive..
I’d much rather die!’

My wife got up from the sofa with a real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable TV & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin & vodka and the beer from the fridge…

I ALMOST DIED!!

Moral:
Think about what you talk.. The female brain works on a different tangent than male!