Terrible english by PT sir

Terrible english by  PT sir:
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1) There is no wind in the football.
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2) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
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3) you rotate the ground 4 times.
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4) you go and understand the tree.
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5) I’ll give you slap.
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6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father.
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7)Close the window airforce is coming.
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8)I have two daughters and both are girls.
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9) Stand in a straight circle.
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&the best one…
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10)Why Haircut not cut..?