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Ungrateful Women jokes Collection

UNGRATEFUL WOMEN Joke Nos. 3 & 4 are mind blowing! 1. A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, “Hey, don’t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt! 2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for […] Continue reading →

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer. Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher. Man- I’m Celebrating. Lady- Me too. Man- What A Coincidence. Why are you Celebrating? Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby.. Today I’m Pregnant. Man- What A Coincidence I Am A Farmer From […] Continue reading →

how to put 2 holes into 1 hole

Mr. Dickson had a habit of asking daft questions to his pupils. One day, he asked his 4th graders if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. Kids came back the next […] Continue reading →

A Boy and a girl on a Railway track

one of the sexiest joke .. Very logical A Boy was having sex with a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it.. He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and […] Continue reading →

How do you guys do it?

Mike and Maureen landed on Mars. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. “Just how do you guys do it?” asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, “Pretty much the way you do.” A discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to […] Continue reading →

How I can increase my husband’s sex drive

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give […] Continue reading →

I would prefer to speak to a male pharmacist

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.  The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male  employees.  She then asked if she could help me. I said that I would prefer […] Continue reading →

Collection of Adult jokes

Six Laughs: No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. ************************************** No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad […] Continue reading →