How do you guys do it?

Mike and Maureen landed on Mars. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. “Just how do you guys do it?” asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, “Pretty much the way you do.” A discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to

Father explaining sex in terms of digging the nose

Father explaining sex in terms of digging the nose  Son : What is sex? Father : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !! Son : Why do women enjoy sex more than men? Father : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose