“What is the Fastest thing in the World?”

4 Students: 1 of HARVARD 1 of OXFORD 1 of TEXAS & Santa Singh of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY… 1 Common Question:- “What is the Fastest thing in the World?” Student of HARVARD: “Light” Student of OXFORD: “Thought” Student of TEXAS: “Blink of an Eye” SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY: “Loose Motion!” Because Last Night I Was

एक डॉक्टर संता के पीछे ब्लेड लेके भाग रहा था

एक डॉक्टर संता के पीछे ब्लेड लेके भाग रहा था और चिल्ला रहा था: – “ठहर  जा बहन के लोड़े , तेरी माँ चोद दूंगा , रूक साले कमीने, एक बार हाथ लग जा तेरे को जान से मार दूँगा” ये सुन कर कुछ लोगो ने डॉक्टर को पकड़ा और पूछा :- “भाई साहब हुआ

Sardar and Priest in a Flight

Sardar was served whiskey in a Flight. The Flight attendant asks the Priest seated next to him, whether he would like a drink too? Priest: “I would rather be raped by a dozen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips”. Sardar returns the drink saying:”Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice”…..