4 Students: 1 of HARVARD 1 of OXFORD 1 of TEXAS & Santa Singh of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY… 1 Common Question:- “What is the Fastest thing in the World?” Student of HARVARD: “Light” Student of OXFORD: “Thought” Student of TEXAS: “Blink of an Eye” SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY: “Loose Motion!” Because Last Night I Was
Capacity to drink !!!! I found myself in a pub in Patiala and a group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, “I hear you Sikh think you’re great drinkers. I bet $5,000 that no-one here can drink 3 bottles of Jack Daniels in 10 minutes” The
Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘handy-man’ and starts looking for some work in an up-market colony nearby. He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do. “Well, you
एक डॉक्टर संता के पीछे ब्लेड लेके भाग रहा था और चिल्ला रहा था: – “ठहर जा बहन के लोड़े , तेरी माँ चोद दूंगा , रूक साले कमीने, एक बार हाथ लग जा तेरे को जान से मार दूँगा” ये सुन कर कुछ लोगो ने डॉक्टर को पकड़ा और पूछा :- “भाई साहब हुआ
Latest collection of sardar jokes : SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying. SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him ——————————- SARDARJI : People consider me as a ‘GOD’ Wife: How do you know?? SARDARJI : When I went
Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha… Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?” Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu. Shravan chal rahe hain na…
A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp… Girl: awww…hwz yeww.? Supzzzz…? Uah dp is soo kewll. Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time. 🙂 Santa: yar tum gutkha thook ke aao pehle.. fir baat karte hain..