Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak

Absolutely hilarious..long but a must read.. Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak The last one is really good!! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back… Or that you could crawl into a hole??? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did…

Ungrateful Women jokes Collection

UNGRATEFUL WOMEN Joke Nos. 3 & 4 are mind blowing! 1. A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, “Hey, don’t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt! 2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for

“You’ve probably been doing too much for the church”

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested tht the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer. Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher. Man- I’m Celebrating. Lady- Me too. Man- What A Coincidence. Why are you Celebrating? Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby.. Today I’m Pregnant. Man- What A Coincidence I Am A Farmer From

I was saying that I needed a handsaw

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can’t hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, “I,” then