Santa Banta Jokes Collection

. Khatarnak insult.. GiRL to boy- main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj?? Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu.. . . Boy- toh?? Band tha kya ??  Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla. Jamadar bola : 20 rs. Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha CYBER CAFE main nahi..! Teacher To Santa- Isko

Sardar with a French woman

A sardar visited a pub. As he sat enjoying his wine, a very beautiful lady came to his table, asked him something in French which he didn’t understand. He invited her to sit down, took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass.  She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for

Sardarji and The Pakistani Guard

A Sardarji comes up to Pakistan border on his bike. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered the Sardarji. Iqbal says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” Iqbal’s guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties