Ungrateful Women jokes Collection

UNGRATEFUL WOMEN Joke Nos. 3 & 4 are mind blowing! 1. A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, “Hey, don’t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt! 2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer. Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher. Man- I’m Celebrating. Lady- Me too. Man- What A Coincidence. Why are you Celebrating? Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby.. Today I’m Pregnant. Man- What A Coincidence I Am A Farmer From

A Boy and a girl on a Railway track

one of the sexiest joke .. Very logical A Boy was having sex with a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it.. He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and

How do you guys do it?

Mike and Maureen landed on Mars. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. “Just how do you guys do it?” asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, “Pretty much the way you do.” A discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to

Father explaining sex in terms of digging the nose

Father explaining sex in terms of digging the nose  Son : What is sex? Father : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !! Son : Why do women enjoy sex more than men? Father : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose

You are one hole behind me

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t know what hole I’m on”. ” She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.” He thanked