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how to put 2 holes into 1 hole
Mr. Dickson had a habit of asking daft questions to his pupils. One day, he asked his 4th graders if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. Kids came back the next
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Mike and Maureen landed on Mars. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. “Just how do you guys do it?” asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, “Pretty much the way you do.” A discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to
SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE
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Father explaining sex in terms of digging the nose
Father explaining sex in terms of digging the nose Son : What is sex? Father : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !! Son : Why do women enjoy sex more than men? Father : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose
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A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t know what hole I’m on”. ” She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.” He thanked
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Mike, are you alive??
Mike are you alive??