UNGRATEFUL WOMEN Joke Nos. 3 & 4 are mind blowing! 1. A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, “Hey, don’t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt! 2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for
Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer. Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher. Man- I’m Celebrating. Lady- Me too. Man- What A Coincidence. Why are you Celebrating? Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby.. Today I’m Pregnant. Man- What A Coincidence I Am A Farmer From
one of the sexiest joke .. Very logical A Boy was having sex with a girl on a Railway track.. The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it.. He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and
Mike and Maureen landed on Mars. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. “Just how do you guys do it?” asked Maureen. The male Martian responded, “Pretty much the way you do.” A discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to
SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE ….It takes less than 15 seconds…… If you are nearing 40 yrs., you SHOULD take this Alzheimer’s Test How fast can you guess these words correctly and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S Answers: 1. RANDOM 2. FORK 3.
Father explaining sex in terms of digging the nose Son : What is sex? Father : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !! Son : Why do women enjoy sex more than men? Father : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t know what hole I’m on”. ” She told him “You are one hole behind me. I’m on 7; you’re on 6.” He thanked
Man to Doctor: Every night my wife goes to a pub and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her! Dr. : Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me. . . . . . . . . WHICH PUB?