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Michelle Obama Shows She Also is Smart

A MUST READ: One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in […] Continue reading →

Son swallows 3 coins while playing

Son swallows 3 coins while playing. Father starts beating on his back. Boy vomit 2 coins but still was choking. Father shouts 4 help. A Woman, in a Business Suit, saw it & casually pulls down Boys Pants, Catches his Testicles, Squeezes, Twists them gently then Tighter. Finally Boy, Screaming in Pain, Coughs out last […] Continue reading →

I don’t want to go to Iraq

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’ The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’ The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’ After the MPs ran off, the soldier […] Continue reading →

Bob Is Ready For a Vacation

Bob says to Lester, “You know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation, only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then […] Continue reading →

Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rahi thi

Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rhi thi, Boli lagi … 15 lakh 20 lakh 40 lakh Husband: Is khataare Gadi me aisa kya hai ? Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi mari hai. Husband: Badhiya ! …… 1 crore !!! Continue reading →