Marriage is a Journey from scotch to scotch brite…..
NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN Man on phone : Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week , set out my rod 🎣 & fishing
Wives are like Electricity
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion. The lion roared in rage and said how dare are you to come up the stage? Even the tiger
Shaadi karke saara jivan bigaad loge