4 Students: 1 of HARVARD 1 of OXFORD 1 of TEXAS & Santa Singh of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY… 1 Common Question:- “What is the Fastest thing in the World?” Student of HARVARD: “Light” Student of OXFORD: “Thought” Student of TEXAS: “Blink of an Eye” SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY: “Loose Motion!” Because Last Night I Was
एक दिन उन्नीस सरदार फिल्म देखने गए । टिकट लेकर वे सिनेमा हाल में घुसने के लिए लाइन में लग गए। टिकट जांचने वाला गिनते हुए एक- एक कर उन्हें प्रवेश देने लगा- ‘ एक…. दो…. तीन…. दस…. अठारह ! उन्नीसवें सरदारजी से उसने आश्चर्य से पूछा- ‘क्यों सरदारजी, आज उन्नीस के उन्नीस सरदारों को
Ravan ko court me laya gaya aur kaha :- Gita pe hath rakho. Ravan bola :- Sala Sita pe hath rakha to itna matter hua, Ab Gita pe . . . . SORRY BOSS I’M NOT INTERESTED.
Sardars are back!!!! 1) Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: “What is cyclone” Sardar: “It is the loan given to purchase a cycle” 2) Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!! 3) MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000
Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘handy-man’ and starts looking for some work in an up-market colony nearby. He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do. “Well, you
SARDARJI RETURNS Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Mele me announcmnt hui 1bachha mila h Jin ka hai, Aa kar le jaye Ek Sardar bhid se Chillata hua aya Mujhe bhi dikhaoooooo Mujhe bhi dikhaoooooo Jin ka bachha kaisa hota hai….,