“What is the Fastest thing in the World?”

4 Students: 1 of HARVARD 1 of OXFORD 1 of TEXAS & Santa Singh of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY… 1 Common Question:- “What is the Fastest thing in the World?” Student of HARVARD: “Light” Student of OXFORD: “Thought” Student of TEXAS: “Blink of an Eye” SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY: “Loose Motion!” Because Last Night I Was

एक दिन उन्नीस सरदार फिल्म देखने गए

एक दिन उन्नीस सरदार फिल्म देखने गए । टिकट लेकर वे सिनेमा हाल में घुसने के लिए लाइन में लग गए। टिकट जांचने वाला गिनते हुए एक- एक कर उन्हें प्रवेश देने लगा- ‘ एक…. दो…. तीन…. दस…. अठारह ! उन्नीसवें सरदारजी से उसने आश्चर्य से पूछा- ‘क्यों सरदारजी, आज उन्नीस के उन्नीस सरदारों को

Sardar are back jokes collection

Sardars are back!!!! 1) Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: “What is cyclone” Sardar: “It is the loan given to purchase a cycle” 2) Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!! 3) MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000

Santa Banta Jokes Collection

. Khatarnak insult.. GiRL to boy- main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj?? Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu.. . . Boy- toh?? Band tha kya ??  Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla. Jamadar bola : 20 rs. Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha CYBER CAFE main nahi..! Teacher To Santa- Isko

Sardar and Priest in a Flight

Sardar was served whiskey in a Flight. The Flight attendant asks the Priest seated next to him, whether he would like a drink too? Priest: “I would rather be raped by a dozen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips”. Sardar returns the drink saying:”Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice”…..

Sardar and Priest in a Flight

Sardar was served whiskey in a Flight. The Flight attendant asks the Priest seated next to him, whether he would like a drink too? Priest: “I would rather be raped by a dozen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips”. Sardar returns the drink saying:”Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice”…..