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Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?

 2. Question: “Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?” Answer: “Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion 3. Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?” Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“ 4. Questions: “Why […] Continue reading →

Why some of your hair are white?

 KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white. KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white. Moral :- Don’t be over smart. ***************************** Child : Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head? […] Continue reading →

FIFA Fever Jokes

 A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy. MAN: “who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?” GUY: “that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five world cup […] Continue reading →

Whatsapp PJ collection

 Height of prank call Hello pooja hai…? Nahi… To karvalo… Jai Mata Di !!!!  Height of irritating someone:” Boy:” pen hai ?? Girl:” nahi.. Thodi der baad.. Boy:” pen hai ?? Girl:” nahi bola na.. Boy:” pen hai pen ?? Girl:” nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod […] Continue reading →