Must read, simply hilarious: Banned from WalMart

(Wish I had his imagination and sense of humour!!) RETIRED HUSBAND                      After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – loves to browse

The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife

Absolute Classic!!! An inspirational speaker said: “The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience were in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter followed! . . . A very daring husband tried to crack this

Teacher asked her students to get their parents to tell them a moral story

Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff. But then the teacher realised that only Janie was