Set of Latest Hindi Adult jokes

Sex karte time Wife – “Aap bilkul MOBILE jaise ho.” Husband proudly – “You LOVE my VIBRATIONS.” Wife – “Nahi, BASEMENT mein jaate hi aapka NETWORK FAIL ho jata hai. ———————- Patient ne hospital me pahli bar surgical gloves dekha… Aur kafi der tak dekhne ke bad khta hai “Lag to CONDOM hi rha h

Chand ka jawab: Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai

Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin, mere yaar sa haseen!! Chand ne kaha- Dekho.., pehli baat to yeh ki mein tere baap ka naukar nahi hu. Dusri baat yeh ki itni upar se Kuch dikhai nahi deta.. Aur  teesri baat yeh ki yeh nautanki  tum log zameen tak hi rakho, mere ko