Who were the Best Patients to Operate on

Four surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’ The third surgeon says, ‘No, I

“What is the Fastest thing in the World?”

4 Students: 1 of HARVARD 1 of OXFORD 1 of TEXAS & Santa Singh of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY… 1 Common Question:- “What is the Fastest thing in the World?” Student of HARVARD: “Light” Student of OXFORD: “Thought” Student of TEXAS: “Blink of an Eye” SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY: “Loose Motion!” Because Last Night I Was

Ungrateful Women jokes Collection

UNGRATEFUL WOMEN Joke Nos. 3 & 4 are mind blowing! 1. A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, “Hey, don’t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt! 2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for