Collection of Booze Jokes

Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? Awesome reply by girl : To kya 2-4 peg ke liye gender change karwau  Wife-Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate.. Best answer by husband :– Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaate he. ———————————- Succesful marriage is