Ungrateful Women jokes Collection

UNGRATEFUL WOMEN Joke Nos. 3 & 4 are mind blowing! 1. A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, “Hey, don’t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt! 2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for

“You’ve probably been doing too much for the church”

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested tht the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”   Little Jimmy says: “I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the Finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an


THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few