UNGRATEFUL WOMEN Joke Nos. 3 & 4 are mind blowing! 1. A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, “Hey, don’t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt! 2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for
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“You’ve probably been doing too much for the church”
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested tht the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The
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how to put 2 holes into 1 hole
Mr. Dickson had a habit of asking daft questions to his pupils. One day, he asked his 4th graders if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. Kids came back the next
Private property – Stay Out
A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, “Don’t you see the sign? It says, ‘Private property – Stay Out!’” The golfer says, “I’m sorry I did not see it. That is my ball there. May I have
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Jimmy says: “I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the Finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from her shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few
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New Woman joins Golf Club
A group of guys live and die for their Saturday morning golf game. One transfers to another city and they’re lost without him. A new woman joins their Club. When she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I