Can you guess what happened here last night 😜
Can you guess what happened here last night 😜
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak
Absolutely hilarious..long but a must read.. Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak The last one is really good!! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back… Or that you could crawl into a hole??? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did…
Funny whatsapp Joke: how old do you think I am?”
This is damn funny…😂 A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old
Indian lady walks into a tattoo shop
A sophisticated looking Indian lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her. To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk sari and points to her right inner thigh –
Want to play African Roulette?
RUSSIAN ROULETTE The foreign minister of a small African state had opportunity to visit Russia for the very first time. There he was warmly welcomed by his Russian counterpart, who wined and dined him and generally offered him the best hospitality that Russia could offer. On his last day, the Russian foreign minister took the
Who were the Best Patients to Operate on
Four surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’ The third surgeon says, ‘No, I
Ungrateful Women jokes Collection
UNGRATEFUL WOMEN Joke Nos. 3 & 4 are mind blowing! 1. A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, “Hey, don’t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might hurt! 2. I spent $5,000 on a boob job for
Business Names Ruined by Sliding Doors
Photo Bombed: Free parking
“You’ve probably been doing too much for the church”
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested tht the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The