:):):):):) Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for an IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview. He was asked – Q 1. When did India get Independence? He answered – The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947. Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for Independence?
Punjabi Tip # 01 If it isn’t a Patiala peg, it isn’t a drink! Punjabi Tip # 02: When we say Cloney, we don’t mean George Clooney. It might mean Defence Cloney! Punjabi Tip # 03: A Punjabi wedding without alcohol will always have a drinks-car parked outside! Punjabi Tip # 04: If you’re Punjabi,
Mele me announcmnt hui 1bachha mila h Jin ka hai, Aa kar le jaye Ek Sardar bhid se Chillata hua aya Mujhe bhi dikhaoooooo Mujhe bhi dikhaoooooo Jin ka bachha kaisa hota hai….,
Santa was Reading Financial Times… . Headlines: “Microsoft Buys Whatsapp for $8.5 billion.” . Santa: “O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta”.
Santa pe BIJLI ki taar gir gayi: . . . Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha… . . . ki . . . Use yaad aaya.. BIJLI to 2 din se band hai!!!
Classic Insult! Santa & a girl standing on the bus stop: Santa to ladki: Nice lipstick. Girl: Thanks. Santa: Nice top and jeans Girl: Thanks. Santa: Nice ear-rings Girl: Thanks. Santa: Nice neckless. Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYYA. Santa: Very strange, phir bhi tum sundar nahi lag rahi ho
Italian : Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil,then we made love and I made her scream non stop 5 minutes. French : Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil,then we made passionate love.I made her scream 15 minutes. Indian : Thats nothing last night I massaged my