This 1 is a killer….. Teacher: What is the definition of Escalator..???.. Santa : मै ठहरा रहा जमीं चलने लगी ……
Look at what the name of the new airport
This is deadly… Banta sent a letter to the Aviation Minister: Sir, it’s my humble request that the new Airport in Panvel should be named ‘Bantacruz’ since my brother already has one airport named after him. ‘Santacruz’!!! The Minister died… 😁:):):)😄😜
Santa Banta and the bottle
Very Touching… Santa : Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane k liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya… Banta : Phir kya hua ? Santa : Hona kya tha… Lulli fas gayi Bottle mein !!!
Santa Banta Jokes Collection
. Khatarnak insult.. GiRL to boy- main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj?? Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu.. . . Boy- toh?? Band tha kya ?? Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla. Jamadar bola : 20 rs. Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha CYBER CAFE main nahi..! Teacher To Santa- Isko
Ye Hath me kya he?
Army Traning k dauran, OFFICER ne SANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya he?’ SANTA:”Sir, Banduk he” OFFICER :”Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat he, Shaan he. Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA!” Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi BANTA se pucha:”Ye Hath me kya he?” BANTA:”Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai aur saadi MASSI Hai MASSI !”:-)
Leave Application by santa
Leave Application by santa. Dear Sir, good morning, My wife is very ill, there is no other ”Husband” in family to take care of her. So kindly “declare” HOLIDAY.
Santa Aur Nurse
Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya. Woh kushi se chillaya-Puttar hua! Puttar hua! Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe LADKI hui hai!Meri ungli chhod..
Santa’s Dog or Tiger
PRICELESS !! Lady to Santa: Aapka doggy to thodaaa Tiger jaisa dikhta hai, kya khilate ho? Santa: Ye kamina Tiger hi hai, pyar-vyar k chakkar me pad gaya, shakal Kutte jaisi ho gayi hai.
Mukesh Ambani and Sardar
This is ultimate Mukesh Ambani: Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta Santa: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi…. Bech di
Santa goes to doctor
Dr:Kaise aana hua? Santa: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain Dr: Sharab peete ho? Santa: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I’m not feeling well today