Modi and BJP Victory jokes

Special and Very Important Message from Priyanka Vadra….please forward to all as it will be huge help for her….. “Rahul Jahan bhi ho Ghar aa jao, maa paresan hai. Koi kuchh nahi kahega, sari jimmedari Manmohan uncle ne li hai”…….priyanka पत्रकार – मोदी जी , आपको कौन सा फल पसंद है ? नरेन्द्र मोदी –

Election Result Jokes

 Ab Ki Baar…… Modi                                  Modi Modi•Modi               Modi•Modi Modi   Modi           Modi   Modi Modi     Modi      Modi      Modi Modi       Modi  Modi        Modi Modi            Modi              Modi Modi                                  Modi Modi                                  Modi                       Modi                Modi     Modi           Modi                Modi       Modi                         Modi       Modi                         Modi           Modi                Modi                Modi      Modi                       Modi         Modi•Modi•Modi         Modi                 Modi        

Election 2014 jokes

Rahul Gandhi praying for the rain on the 16th May so that results will be decided by Duckworth Lewis method  प्रकृति का उलटफेर देखिए…. पहले “मौन” था अब “नमो” है …….. Shadi shuda logo se nivedan hai 16th ka intezaar na kare, modi ki ho ya rahul ki, gharpe biwi ki hi sarkar rahegi

Rakhi Sawant Jokes

 “Don’t vote for Modi. Vote for me. I’m sexular” ~ Rakhi Sawant ———– “This year I am standing for Erections” !!!!! Rakhi Sawant ————– I Love Sea Food, Specially Porns !!! ~ Rakhi Sawant ————– “For God’s sex, stop making fun of my English” ~ Rakhi Sawant ————– I went to the dentist to