Height of honesty; Husband: My friend told me that he has fucked EVRY woman in our building except ONE! Wife: It must be Gauri on 4th floor,She is very orthodox!
Man to Super Hot Air Hostess : What’s your Name ? Air Hostess : Eva Benz Man : Wow, Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz? Air hostess (Smiling) : “Same Price”
A hardcore Marwadi CA gets home late one night. His wife angry and upset, says “Where the hell have you been?” He replies “I was out getting a tattoo!” “A tattoo”? She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got a thousand rupees note on my privates” he said proudly. “What the hell
1 Murgi ne apne malik ko khush karne ke liye sawa kilo ka 1 anda diya… Malik bahut khush huwa aur Murgi ko shabhashiki di.. Murgi ko shabhashi to mil gayi magar pichwade ka dard sari umar na gaya. Moral: Zyada efficiency dikhane se aapki gaand fat sakti hai…!! A silent message to all sincere
A Priest kept chickens at his village. One evening the cock went missing. At the church mass prayer gathering, the priest asked, – “Who has a cock?”… All the men got up. “No, I meant who has seen a cock?”… All the women got up. “No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn’t their’s?”…