Sardar was served whiskey in a Flight. The Flight attendant asks the Priest seated next to him, whether he would like a drink too? Priest: “I would rather be raped by a dozen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips”. Sardar returns the drink saying:”Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice”…..
Ek helicopter Punjab ke gaon me gira. Gaon ke sare Sardar raahat kaarya me jut gaye aur 600 dead bodies bahar nikaal laye. Sala samjh nahi aay aisa konsa helicopter tha jisme 600 log sawar they?? Baad me pata chala Helicopter Qabristan me gira tha… Bolo tara ra ra
Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya. Woh kushi se chillaya-Puttar hua! Puttar hua! Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe LADKI hui hai!Meri ungli chhod..
Teacher To santa – Can U Translate The Following Sentence In To Single English Word ? “Moti Ladki Intzaar Kar Rahi Hai. .” Santa – “Motivating”