SARDARJI RETURNS Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India . 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya. Woh kushi se chillaya-Puttar hua! Puttar hua! Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe LADKI hui hai!Meri ungli chhod..
Punjabiyan de bachhe paper karde time: aa v ho gya aa v ho gya aa v ho gya aa v ho gya at the time of result : Oh Teri Bhen di ! aa ki ho gya…..
Sardar- Woh apni Kaamwali ka nam Shanti hai na? Usko zara bulao. Wife- Kyun ji? Sardar- Mujhe Doctor ne bola hai k Tonic, Goli khao aur shanti k sath so jao!