Teacher : savitri saved her husband from yama . Now tell what do you learn from it. Student: even yama cannot save husband from wife.😜
My dear wife, The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give u a few rules that will preserve your beauty… 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all yo friends not to gv birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won’t
Ultimate ….. Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi. Padosi: Kyu Maar Rahi Ho Bechara Pati Ko ?? Patni: Koi Bechara Nahi Hai, Inko Call Kiya To Ek Ladki Boli, “Aap Humare Jis Grahak Se Sampark Karna Chahate Ho, Wo Abhi Vyast Hai !!!”…. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+–+ A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor
Every time you talk to ur wife, ur mind should remember that……. ‘This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose ‘ ————+++++++———— An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives. A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service. If u have 1 wife, She fights wid
Epic conversation on Whatsapp chat: Husband: Call Me Shonu Wife: mera Shona Babu…. H: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart W: my sweetu … Sweetheart…. H: ufffff …… Call Me Honey.. W: Mera hannu darling …. H : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai W: Oho … ok ok… Abhi karti hu!
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy cigarettes. He walks down to the store to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman & starts talking to her. They have a few beers & one
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says “But sir, its just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies. So she opens the door to the