Rules for wives during Fifa world cup

My dear wife, The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give u a few rules that will preserve your beauty… 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all yo friends not to gv birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won’t


Ultimate ….. Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi. Padosi: Kyu Maar Rahi Ho Bechara Pati Ko ?? Patni: Koi Bechara Nahi Hai, Inko Call Kiya To Ek Ladki Boli, “Aap Humare Jis Grahak Se Sampark Karna Chahate Ho, Wo Abhi Vyast Hai !!!”…. -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+–+ A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor

Two reasons for having 2 wives

Every time you talk to ur wife, ur mind should remember that……. ‘This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose ‘ ————+++++++———— An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives. A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service.    If u have 1 wife, She fights wid

Sperm Bank

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says “But sir, its just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies. So she opens the door to the