Sick Leave letter from Pashabhai Patel to his Manager

A Sick Leave letter from Pashabhai Patel  to his Manager ( suffering from conjunctivitis) Dear Manager Saheb Sending you this leave  letter I will  not come  as my  eyes have come  ‘  if I come with  my  eyes coming  then  your eyes  will come  & you will not come  as  then  Still   if you  come