I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

INSTALLING HUSBAND A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable

Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the fortune teller delivered grave news: “There’s no easy way to tell you this, so I’ll just be blunt.   Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year..” Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman’s

Missing Wife

Man: I lost my wife! Inspector: What is her height? Man: I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Man: Not slim, can be healthy. Inspector: Colour of the eyes? Man: Never noticed. Inspector: Colour of hair? Man: Changes according to season Inspector: What was she wearing? Man: Saree/suit. I don’t remember exactly. Inspector: Was somebody