Divorced Barbie’s High Price

A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, “How much is Barbie?” “Well,” she says, “we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the

Missing Wife

Man: I lost my wife! Inspector: What is her height? Man: I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Man: Not slim, can be healthy. Inspector: Colour of the eyes? Man: Never noticed. Inspector: Colour of hair? Man: Changes according to season Inspector: What was she wearing? Man: Saree/suit. I don’t remember exactly. Inspector: Was somebody