Mahadevji dharti par aaye

Ek bar Mahadevji dharti par aaye. Chalte chalte unhe pyaas lagi. Samne doodh wala mila.doodh manga to usne jawab diya “aise muft me doodh nahi milta”.  Aur aage jane par daru wala mila. Jab daru mangi toh usne kaha “pee lo jitni chahiye mauj karo”. Mahadevji prasann hue aur uss daru wale ko vardaan

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If movies were made by drinkers, then the titles would be…. Soda Akbar Rab Ne Pila di Thodi Rum De Basanti Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam Beer Zara Bevde Zameen Par Ek Tha Bagpiper Talli six Rum Maro Rum Maine Drink Tujko Diya Bewdy Rathore Hickk Hick Hota Hai DaaruDas Hum Tunn Maine Neat Kyu