Stress Relieving Jokes Collection

Too good to relieve some stress

1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister’s boy friend and asks innocently
“Every day you come to meet my sister , don’t you have your own sister”

2. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand,
His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment…..
. . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

3. Teeth said 2 Tongue ” If I just press u little hard, you will get cut.
Tongue replied: “If I misuse 1 word against some1, then all the 32 of u will come out at once”

4. What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . . ” TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”

5. Dada (Grand Father) : Beta ja paani le aa.
Pota (Grand Son) : Mai nai laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun
2nd Pota (Second grand son) : Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ…. … .. .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.

6. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ?
Aaka : Mere account me jaldi se 100 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do.
Jinn : Aaaka, huqum karo…bakwaas mat karo !!!

7. Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhy.
Achanak yamdoot aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai.
Aadmi: lo kar lo baaat, ab insaan majaak b nai kar sakta.

8. A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can’t cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil, Man puts fish back in to river.
Fish comes up and shout “Mulayam zindabaad

9. Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya
Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?
Santa: 1 plate Egg’s mother

10. Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur.
Frustrated Thakur : Le le, mere bhi le le, Kalia ke bhi le le, Basanti k bhi le le.Jai or veeru ke bhi le le aur DURGA MATA ban ja.

11. Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. …
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota……
“AAj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota