State People Get into When They Don’t Drink

Beggar – Give me food.
Man – I’ll give u vodka.
Beggar – i dont drink.
Man – i will give u ciggarete
Beggar – i dont smoke.
Man – i will take u to d races.
Beggar – i dont gamble.
Man – i will get u a girlfriend.
Beggar – no i only love my wife.
Man – i’ll give u food, but first u have to come to my house.
Beggar – why?
Man – i want my wife to see what state people get into when they don’t drink, smoke, gamble and only love their wife..