Sick Leave letter from Pashabhai Patel to his Manager

A Sick Leave letter from Pashabhai Patel  to his Manager ( suffering from conjunctivitis)

Dear Manager Saheb
Sending you this leave  letter
I will  not come  as my  eyes have come  ‘  if I come with  my  eyes coming  then  your eyes  will come  & you will not come  as  then  Still   if you  come with  your  coming  eyes all eyes  will come  & all  will not  come  . so  I will  not come   and all  will  come .  I  will come  back  when  my  coming eyes  will  go & all will  come  without their eyes coming

Yours  Sincerely
Pashabhai Patel