Shaadi ke kuch Saal Baad

1) Shaadi ke 5 years baad, on Valentine’s day, husband brought white roses for wife.

Patni: Yeh kya White Roses kyon? Valentine Day par toh Red Roses dete hai na?

Pati: Ab Zindagi me, Pyaar se jyada Shaanti ki Jarurat hai.

2) 1 husband-apne marriage certificate ko 1ghante se dekh rah tha
Wife-tum 1ghante se kya dekh rahe ho?
Hubby:expiry date dhoond raha hu. Saalo ne likhi nahi…