Set of Latest Hindi Adult jokes

Sex karte time Wife – “Aap bilkul MOBILE jaise ho.”

Husband proudly – “You LOVE my VIBRATIONS.”

Wife – “Nahi, BASEMENT mein jaate hi aapka NETWORK FAIL ho jata hai.
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Patient ne hospital me pahli bar surgical gloves dekha…

Aur kafi der tak dekhne ke bad khta hai

“Lag to CONDOM hi rha h lekin shayad DROPADI ke jamane ka hai”
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Laloo was standing outside parliament. .

Rakhi Sawant passes by & says: Dhoop me kyun khada hai.?

Laloo :Kamaal hai,” Sasuri.. Dhoti ke Andar bhi Dekh liya
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Vidya Balan removes her clothes
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Challenges Karan Johar:

Mard Ka Bacha H Toh Satisfy Karke Dikha.?

Karan:Tu Aurat Ki Bachi H Toh Mera Khada Karke dikha.?
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This ones awesome !!!                 
A kid entered into parent’s bedroom and shocked at what he sees. Aur chillata huwa bola:”khud jo marzi aaye karo, aur mujhe ek angutha chusne par itna marti ho…!!!!
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. Teacher – Dusshaasan kaun tha?
Student – bewkoof tha.
Teacher – kyo?
Student – Draupadi ki sari khich khich ke thak gaya.
Sala unchi bhi to kar sakta tha.